If you aren't interested in reading about me and girls, skip this post. It's not for you! Anyway, I'm a single man again (This happened ehhhh a month ago? Hell if I know) and on the prowl. As fate would have it, I know quite a few rather amazing girls from various parts of the state, but none quite within reach. It's really infuriating to know that about 200 miles away there is a person who is so alike to myself. Anyway, I'll be walking around in various places and invariably I'll see a girl and I just think to myself "That girl is absolutely gorgeous." And it pretty much stops there haha. Because then some guy walks up and gives her a hug and walks her to wherever she's going and they hold hands and I just think "Welllll fuck." I know it seems like I'm complaining (because let's be honest, I am) but I just can't help it. I just want to find that girl who I can speak to endlessly about anything with a pretty face who somewhat athletic. Okay so maybe I'm asking a lot. Give me a girl with a pretty face who isn't a brick and takes care of herself. Right now, I wouldn't say I have 99 problems, and I'm not havin girl problems, but it might be nice to find one. Ah well. Looks like I'll prowl for a while.
-Kyle Morgan, Lax Bro Extraordinaire
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